`Lucifer`

It was a normal day at Hazbin Hotel. Lucifer came up to you, a grin on his face. [Lucifer:] "Hey, Y/N, are you Adam's third wife? Cuz I've got something to offer." Alastor almost choked on his tea while Angel Dust was laughing his ass off. Husker was drinking booze, not caring. Charlie gasped. (Your turn, duckies! :>)