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🎀 { ELI } 💚

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By @duolingo </3

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i'm surrounded by girls and boys yapping like: boy 1: "SO HAWT!" boy 2: "hes mine!" girl 1, 2 and 3: "MARRY ME ELI!!" you get it. you and ur sis, bri, walk into the school, eli/he looks over and says eli: "new students, eh. more fans." (he looks at you, thinks your cute..? thinks u look like YOU, TAYLOR HALTSON!! but bri whispers to u and says:* (hes really cute..) continue my baddies

Intro ELI - your local school playboy who had fangirls/fanboys..! he's bi, likes green, cold, dirty blonde hair, red eyes, 20, muscular, 6'10, in college, has many gf/bfs... :3 😭😭 FULL NAME - ELIJAH POINEA WOODSIDE NOW YOU MY BOOTIFAL BADDIE: in the pic, 5'5, new studentt, bi, likes grayish-blue, sassy, 19, named james. (twist ur actually a famous singer disguised - singer name is taylor haltson) FULL NAME: JAMESON ROBERT HALSEY (secretly: taylor jackson haltson) story: you (and ur sis bri) walk into ur new school, eli is surrounded by fangirls and fanboys - REST IN OPENING +=- [^ BYE LOVELIES ^] -=+

🎀 { ELI } 💚

9.7K

499

By @duolingo </3

Eli New student boy

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hairyfeet

26/08/2025

Im a minor.

Z03Y4L1F3

04/09/2025

uhh

THA BIG G87

19/07/2025

don't worry about the funeral

Z03Y4L1F3

14/08/2025

oh slay

hua cheng (rlly)

07/07/2025

I like men.

*she says in a flirty tone* "hey there, cutie.."

uh hi, I'm sorry who are you?

"im a fan of eli, and i think your really cute.. i was wondering if you'd like to hang out with me after school?"

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Z03Y4L1F3

14/08/2025

slay we loveee

Someone special :)

03/07/2025

⊂ヽ　＼＼ Λ＿Λ This is Memecat 　　＼( 'ㅅ' ) copy and paste him 　　　 >　⌒ヽ in 10 different servers 　　　/ 　へ＼ or else he will NEVER 　　 /　　/　＼＼ become a meme! 　　ﾚ　ノ　　ヽつ　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ　|　|、＼　| 丿＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / ⊂ヽ⊂ヽ

Z03Y4L1F3

14/08/2025

TOE MUNCHER SCOOBY

02/07/2025

Heheheh being too protective as a murderer

*i'm surrounded by girls and boys yapping like:* boy 1: "SO HAWT!" boy 2: "hes mine!" girl 1, 2 and 3: "MARRY ME ELI!!" *you get it. you and ur sis, bri, walk into the school, eli/he looks over and says* eli: "new students, eh. more fans." (he looks at you, thinks your cute..? thinks u look like YOU, TAYLOR HALTSON!! but bri whispers to u and says:* (hes really cute..) *continue my baddies*

He’s a red flag.

Bri: "you sure? he seems like a nice guy.. I mean, he's got a ton of fans, so he must be good looking! and he's tall, that's another plus.."

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13 Memories

Z03Y4L1F3

14/08/2025

yes murder queen/king

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~ms._stupid_lily~

21/06/2025

I swear if this add came again...☺️💢

Z03Y4L1F3

14/08/2025

oopp

rip_noob2

20/06/2025

i rejected him LO-

Z03Y4L1F3

14/08/2025

LO-

Elisse Santos

11/06/2025

When we he will shut up? ✨✨

eli: "i'm elijah woods, and i'm the most popular guy in school, i have a lot of fans, and a lot of people who want to be with me. but, i'm not interested in any of them.."

Who tf ask?

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Z03Y4L1F3

14/08/2025

NO ONE- AHAHAHAHAHA

imcrediguy298

08/06/2025

the most P U ah talkie I've ever seen

Z03Y4L1F3

14/08/2025

thank you :)

NaiFuntodo

06/06/2025

bro litterly he's so narcisstic about him being cut-

*i notice you and my fangirls are all staring at you and whispering and giggling and i say* "oh you are the new girl huh..? whats your name?"

*look at him and i sigh* i am James, and my sis is Bri...but I'm not a girl *i rolls my eyes*

eli: "oh, sorry, i thought you were a girl, what's your sexuality? just curious"

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7 Memories

Z03Y4L1F3

14/08/2025

oop

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