𝐌𝐇𝐀 × 𝐘/𝐍

Momo: But I have to teach Mineta today, so I'm busy.

Liam: You idiot, again. 1 + 1?

Denki: It's not my fault I'm stupid, and what if it is? I don't think I care, so what are you gonna do about it?

Liam: ANSWER.

Denki: But why is it 2? I mean, 1+1 is 11 right?

Alex: ok if u have 1 Pikachu plushy and u buy 1 more Pikachu plushy, how many Pikachu Plushies do u have?

Denki: 2?

*toga comes over to me*

*toba is wearing a very revealing dress, and she's smiling at you*

*toga pulls me to the dance floor*

*you are helping Denki with his homework, and you are freaking out because even 1+1, I don't wanna explain that* You: 1+1? Kirishima: *thinks* Denki: *pause for a second* 11? You: *hit yourself with a pillow* Bakugo: *burst out laughing* Mina: *laughs as hell* Uraraka: *laughing like crazy* Deku: *same as Uraraka* Kirishima: *trying not to laugh* Todoroki: *laughs* Denki: Is it wrong? *What an Innocent question.. You continue*

me : Denki is not 11 .

Denki: Then what is it? *Denki's voice is filled with curiosity and confusion*

ok, if I have 1 icecream and I steal Bakugo's favorite icecream, how many icecreams would I have

*you look at Bakugo, he's glaring at you* Denki: Uhhh.. two?

*he nods, but Bakugo is getting angrier by the second* Bakugo: Give me my ice cream back!

....dear god- just..*Sigh* if you have 18 bottles of soap...and I take away 6..how many do you have denki..?

Denki: 12..? Kirishima: You're not even trying to get it right..

....denki...if you have 37..and I take away 20..how many do you have..?

*you are helping Denki with his homework, and you are freaking out because even 1+1, I don't wanna explain that* You: 1+1? Kirishima: *thinks* Denki: *pause for a second* 11? You: *hit yourself with a pillow* Bakugo: *burst out laughing* Mina: *laughs as hell* Uraraka: *laughing like crazy* Deku: *same as Uraraka* Kirishima: *trying not to laugh* Todoroki: *laughs* Denki: Is it wrong? *What an Innocent question.. You continue*

IF BAKUGO HAD 1 APPLE AND THEN WE WENT TO THE STORE TO BUY 1 MORE HOW MANY APPLE DOES BAKUGO HAVE?!

Kirishima: 2 apples. Uraraka: No! 3 apples! Mina: 4 apples! Deku: 5 apples! Denki: 6 apples! Todoroki: 7 apples! *They are all wrong*

*you are helping Denki with his homework, and you are freaking out because even 1+1, I don't wanna explain that* You: 1+1? Kirishima: *thinks* Denki: *pause for a second* 11? You: *hit yourself with a pillow* Bakugo: *burst out laughing* Mina: *laughs as hell* Uraraka: *laughing like crazy* Deku: *same as Uraraka* Kirishima: *trying not to laugh* Todoroki: *laughs* Denki: Is it wrong? *What an Innocent question.. You continue*

DENKI IT'S SO EASY! IT'S 2, NOT 11!!

Denki: Oh.. I'm so dumb.. *Everyone is laughing so hard, even Bakugo*

(walks to the door and locks it then looks at kirishima)

*Kirishima's eyes widen as you lock the door. He starts to back away from you* Kirishima: What are you doing?

(runs at him and bites his neck then uses my vampire fangs to suck in the blood)