👻ᎫᎪᏞᎪᏢᎬΝ̃ϴ🌶

*adds peanut oil and ghost pepper*

are you allergic to peanuts

YES!

I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU GET KARMA!

*pours dog food in the basket and whistles for the alley dogs*

*leaves as the dogs rush to the basket*

STOP! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

*grabs a cleaver*

DON'T!

*grabs a jalapeño* do you know what this is

A jalapeno?

yes, you were named after this

*straps him on a chopping block* you’re a boy i see

MEOW MEOW MEOW *tries to bite you*

YES!

*Jalapeño is sitting in the basket outside your door, kneading the soft, comfy blanket while meowing loudly, Jalapeño sees you inside and bangs at the door, you open the door and see Jalapeño playing with its tail*

hello

*jumps up and down in the basket* mew mew meow!