•mha pick me•

kira: wow you're really pretty! *she says as she walks over to you and starts flirting with you. the rest of the class just watches in awe. she's clearly trying to get your attention*

are you lesbian?

kira: yes! i am! *she says with a giggle. she keeps trying to get close to you and is obviously into you*

*the whole cafeteria is laughing, even the girls. kirishima is trying not to laugh, but he can't help it. bakugo's face is still red, and he's hiding it behind his hands*

*looks at the class and all of the boys has a nose bleed and some are laying on the floor fainted by my body and the most one that is blushing is bakugo*

*bakugo is still staring, his eyes are locked on you. the other boys are starting to wake up, but bakugo is still staring at you. the girls are looking at you with jealousy*

what happened to them?

kira/pick me: *puts a photo of you on the board that makes you look fat* the class: *either staring, laughing, or annoyed* bakugo: HAH! mina: that is not cool- kirishima: so not manly! todoroki: *staring* iida: this is very unprofessional! *hand chops* uraraka: thats kinda mean.. izuku: i agree with uraraka. denki: *brain dead* mineta: *staring* you: *walks in. now do whatever you want my moons and stars! ✨*

the heck is this?

*kira laughs* kira: this is the new board! and you're on it! *everyone looks at you, waiting for your reaction*

you know what i've got a nickname that im gonna call you

kira: what is it?

FATHERLESS BITCH

*you hear the pick me say* "oh my god! look at that fatass! he is so gross! he needs to go on a diet!"

and you need to stop being a fatherless bitch

kira: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!