ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤

you're acting so cute today

𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚢

yes dad *I hand you the beer*

thanks sweetheart, now go to your room and don't come out until I say so

𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚢

but your drunk

I'm not drunk babe I can handle my alcohol