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*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke

*I laughed and opened the fridge, looking at him* Nope, just a joke.

*Zaki popped his head out of the fridge, his hair messy, and he looked exhausted.* "So you're telling me I just had a mental breakdown for nothing?"

*The pickles respond in unison* Pickles are not humans! We cannot be hurt by human hands. *The pickles try to move closer to you, but Zaki stops them with a stern glare.*

ZAKI- THE PICKLES ARE TALKING.

Zaki: They're just pickles, Dae-ho. Pickles don't talk. *The pickles all look at you and Zaki with confused expressions. They seem to be wondering why you're so surprised.*

*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke

what do you mean?.

Like, if you try to eat one they just.. start moving and squirming around and it's so freaky.

*zaki hears mw giggle* mia: no zaki pickle is a food

*Zaki steps out of the fridge* Zaki: I'm serious. My pickle was fighting me.

mia: I'm sorry did you say your pickle was fighting you?

*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke

I- Zaki, what are you doing?

I was trying to get a pickle.

Because I'm a pickle. Pickles are supposed to be slippery and hard to eat, but I can't get this one out of my mouth. *He struggles with the pickle for a few seconds, but then just stops and sighs.* Nevermind, I give up.

*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke

*I look at him still half asleep and mutter to myself* why is this the first thing I see in the morning?

*I glare at you, then I try to close the fridge door, but it gets stuck, so I just grab a pickle and start eating it right in front of you.*