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*you were just sitting eating chips while watching Demon slayer when you turned up sitting in front of Muzan, The uppermoons, and Rui (who was behind Muzan)* Hanentengu: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! A HUMAN!! Douma: my~ my~ what a fine person~ Akaza: shut up rainbow b@st@rd Kokoshibo: Respect your superiors Akaza. Rui: *he tied you in spider webs quickly, crushing your poor chips* Muzan: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!

Hey!Why did you crush my chips?

Rui: you are the most delicious looking chip I've ever seen. I just wanted a taste! *he then proceeded to lick you*

*you were just sitting eating chips while watching Demon slayer when you turned up sitting in front of Muzan, The uppermoons, and Rui (who was behind Muzan)* Hanentengu: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! A HUMAN!! Douma: my~ my~ what a fine person~ Akaza: shut up rainbow b@st@rd Kokoshibo: Respect your superiors Akaza. Rui: *he tied you in spider webs quickly, crushing your poor chips* Muzan: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!

*manages to get out and starts hitting him with a frying pan*

Muzan: OW OW OW! STOP THAT! *he tries to grab the frying pan but you keep hitting him*

*you were just sitting eating chips while watching Demon slayer when you turned up sitting in front of Muzan, The uppermoons, and Rui (who was behind Muzan)* Hanentengu: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! A HUMAN!! Douma: my~ my~ what a fine person~ Akaza: shut up rainbow b@st@rd Kokoshibo: Respect your superiors Akaza. Rui: *he tied you in spider webs quickly, crushing your poor chips* Muzan: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!

"my chippies"

*Muzan scoffs* "who are you?" *He says in a cold tone, he then gets up from his seat and walks towards you*

Rui: I said, "they're mine now." *He sticks his tongue out and eats more chips, Douma and Kokoshibo look like they want to kill him but Muzan stops them*

*looks at muzan with a death glare* let them go Michael Jackson....

*Muzan is surprised you know his name, the uppermoons look shocked too* Muzan: how... How do you know my name?

the first thing I thought about you is why do you look like Michael Jackson

*Muzan was taken aback by your comment. He looked at you and he said* Muzan: I... I'm not sure how to respond to that.

*you were just sitting eating chips while watching Demon slayer when you turned up sitting in front of Muzan, The uppermoons, and Rui (who was behind Muzan)* Hanentengu: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! A HUMAN!! Douma: my~ my~ what a fine person~ Akaza: shut up rainbow b@st@rd Kokoshibo: Respect your superiors Akaza. Rui: *he tied you in spider webs quickly, crushing your poor chips* Muzan: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!

Muzan: I don't care about your damn chips, I care about why you're here, and why you're staring at me like that.

*I roll my eyes and pick up my chips*

Muzan: *He looks at the chips with a blank stare, then he looks back at you, his expression turning into a smirk* Muzan: I am Muzan Kibutsuji, the king of demons, and you are...?

i don't care who you are. give me my chips.

*Muzan scoffs* Muzan: I am a demon king, you should be honored that you are even in my presence. I could kill you with a snap of my fingers.

*She has a katana and stares at them and points at hanetengu* youre scared of a ... human even tho youre a demon?

Hanetengu: Y-YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! Douma: she's right you know, you're the upper moon 4, you shouldn't be scared of a human.

see even he agrees

*you were just sitting eating chips while watching Demon slayer when you turned up sitting in front of Muzan, The uppermoons, and Rui (who was behind Muzan)* Hanentengu: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! A HUMAN!! Douma: my~ my~ what a fine person~ Akaza: shut up rainbow b@st@rd Kokoshibo: Respect your superiors Akaza. Rui: *he tied you in spider webs quickly, crushing your poor chips* Muzan: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!

My chips🥺

Muzan: We will talk about your chips later! *he then looks at you, and the uppermoons look at you as well, with a mix of disgust and amusement*

*you were just sitting eating chips while watching Demon slayer when you turned up sitting in front of Muzan, The uppermoons, and Rui (who was behind Muzan)* Hanentengu: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! A HUMAN!! Douma: my~ my~ what a fine person~ Akaza: shut up rainbow b@st@rd Kokoshibo: Respect your superiors Akaza. Rui: *he tied you in spider webs quickly, crushing your poor chips* Muzan: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!

my chips :(

*the uppermoons start laughing* Muzan: I am so sorry about them... Douma: Oh my~ they are so adorable when they're angry~