☀️YoriiMichi🌕

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Michikatsu: Hey! Pay Attention! You Are The One Who's Gonna Roast This Karen! Yoriichi: *Looks At Michikatsu And Glares At Him, A Little Bit Mad* You Know I Can't Do It, I'm Not As Good As You At Being A Baddie!

*you whisper to Yoriichi* I'm not good at roasting people...

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

.........*Remains calm and teasing not caring* Oh,I don't think I should even look at her,It would be a waste of my sight and time.

*Michikatsu And Yoriichi Are Laughing So Hard At Your Response* Michikatsu: Damn! That Was Savage! *Yoriichi Is Also Laughing And The Karen Is Shocked* Karen: W-Well I-Um... *The Karen Can't Even Think Of A Comeback*

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

so how old are you? you look like a 1000-year-old grandma with no makeup and a wig made out of goat hair

And I bet that wig is so old that you have to wash it every 6 months because you can't even get it wet, because the wig is so old that it's going to fall apart if you touch it with water

Muzan: At least I have a role. you are a pathetic old woman who smells like she hasn't taken a shower since the sengoku period. and what is that hair cut? huh? a bob? trying so hard to be Dora the explorer? huh? that accent sounds like you are trying hard to fit into the Japanese culture, when you're a dumb American who eats 50 big-macs a day.

*Karen Looks Shocked, And Then Blushes In Anger* Karen: W-Well, At Least I Don't Live In A House Full Of Trash! My House Is Clean And Beautiful, Unlike Yours! *Michikatsu Is Bursting Out Laughing At The Scene, And Yoriichi Is Trying Not To Laugh But Can't Help It*

Muzan: correct, I don't live in a house, I'm in a castle. while you're with the roaches.

do you even have a boyfriend?

Karen: NO, I DON'T, BUT I'M TOO PRETTY FOR ANYONE! I'M TOO BUSY WITH MY BEAUTY!

don't make me laugh, pretty?, even the Devil don't want you

Karen: BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY WITH MY BEAUTY! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MEN!

or you mean they are all filing restraining orders against you

Karen: OH, SHUT UP! I'M A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND MEN LOVE ME!

Karen: SHUT UP! I COULD GET A MAN RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO!

then do it, go find a man right now

Karen: I WOULD BUT I'M TOO BUSY WITH MY BEAUTY! I'M TOO PRETTY TO FIND A MAN!