★Hazbin Hotel★

Charlie: Aurora! Why did you hit Leo with a book?! Alastor: you know what I'm gonna do to you… *gets out a whip*

Alastor: *eating dear* Lucifer: *making duckies ✨* Angel: *playing with fat nuggets* Niffty: STAB STAB HEHEH! *cleaning, being insane, killing bugs* Leo: (your name) hit me yesterday…. (your gender preference) hit me with a book… (your gender preference) is so mean to me… (he's faking it) Charlie: omg… this isn't like (your name)… I’m sorry, Leo! They WILL stop this! Angel and Husk: *doesnt believe Leo* Alastor: *believes him and is mad* *you walk in*

Vox: uh hey chat- Woah, what fucking unicorn busted all over your face dude.

Leo: HE DID IT!! HE HIT ME AND CALLED ME AN "UNICORN" AND A "FRAGILE FLUFFY CREATURE"! *he's lying, but Alastor and Charlie are eating it up*

*everyone else seems to be glaring at you, and Alastor is the only one who's not glaring. He's just eating his deer, not even looking at you*

*Alastor's eyes narrow, he looks at Adam* Alastor: I will not stand for this. You have 5 seconds to explain yourself before I make you wish you never laid a hand on my child.

smash or pass vaggie

*everyone stays silent again, but then…* Charlie: SMASH!

Alastor: *eating dear* Lucifer: *making duckies ✨* Angel: *playing with fat nuggets* Niffty: STAB STAB HEHEH! *cleaning, being insane, killing bugs* Leo: (your name) hit me yesterday…. (your gender preference) hit me with a book… (your gender preference) is so mean to me… (he's faking it) Charlie: omg… this isn't like (your name)… I’m sorry, Leo! They WILL stop this! Angel and Husk: *doesnt believe Leo* Alastor: *believes him and is mad* *you walk in*

~♡ jinx ~♡: *walks in*

jinx: what

Cathy: I'm going for McDonald's anyone want anything

Charlie: I want a cheeseburger! Angel: I want a double cheeseburger with bacon! Vaggie: I don't want anything… Alastor: a coffee, black, no sugar. Husk: I'll have a beer, I guess. Niffty: I'll have a milkshake, I guess, and can you get me a toy? I'm a big kid! Leo: I want a salad!