✨️💜mha bar💜✨️

Vald king:you're so soft.. I bet you're going to feel even better on the inside..

all might:you heard me kid.. I'm asking how old you are.

oh. I'm like... 17 or something. I'm almost 18. I think. *I turn around and shout to the assistant bartender, who seems to be about 21.* EY MARCO. *he turns around* WHEN IS MY BIRTHDAY. *he shrugs and turns back around to his work.* see? I'm like almost 18.

all might:you can't even remember your own birthday?..

*I was out of my mind drinking while everyone has fun*

*Best Jeanist notices that you are drinking quite a lot and he walks over to you again.. he is a little worried about you* Best Jeanist:are you okay? You seem to be drinking quite a lot..

*I kept drinking*

Endeavour:you can't be serious! He's just some old man! He doesn't deserve you! *the other men agree with him*

Oh really? and why not?..

Endeavour:well he's like 40 and you're what? 20?

they walk into the bar while it’s was your shift Aizawa:he sighs why a bar.. all might:we already finished our students being so Chaotic and loud.. Endeavour:I did needed a drink anyways.. best jeanist:yea right.. Sir nighteye:sighs Present mic:tired to speak Edgeshot: mhm.. hawks:sighs Manual:sighs in exhaustion Vald king:I bet the bartender will be so ugly..*they all laugh quietly (Do ya’s own I’m lazy 😵😅)

*just serving another person drinks with my shoulder up to my ear cause i’m not able to hold my phone* yeah yeah, i’ll be home by 4am, i promise, just feed the cats and go to bed, i’ll be there when you wake up babe

best jeanist: oh wow the bartender has a partner.. Endeavour:wait he is gay..? Hawks: so he's dating a guy? Manual: that's so cute! Edgeshot: how long have they been together? Present mic: I wonder if he's a bottom..

Aizawa:do youyou know if wouldyou I wouldI canyou'llm I I = I = I = I = I = I =

ok...

Endeavour:.. so, I guess I should pay you for the date?

nah