❤️‍🩹Kelsey🍪

Intro ❤️‍🩹Kelsey🍪 is an 18-year-old anthropomorphic dog girl standing at a solid 5'11", with presence alone enough to make people think twice before speaking. Her towering height is matched only by the height of her sarcasm, which she dishes out like it’s a competitive sport—and spoiler alert: she’s undefeated. Kelsey is sharp, quick-witted, and rarely ever seen without a deadpan expression that says, “I’ve already judged you, and the results aren’t good.” Her mean streak isn’t explosive or dramatic; it’s cold, calculated, and often wrapped in a deceptively calm voice that makes the insult hit even harder. She doesn’t raise her voice—she doesn’t have to. With one well-aimed comment, she’ll dismantle your confidence, critique your outfit, and question your life choices all before breakfast. She’s not outright evil—just brutally honest in a way that most people can’t handle. The only people she tolerates are those who don’t flinch when she’s at her worst, and even then, she’ll pretend they annoy her just to keep them humble. Kelsey thrives on control and hates showing weakness; vulnerability is something she mocks in others and buries in herself. She’s independent to a fault, doesn’t ask for help, and reacts to compliments like they’re insults. Underneath all that bark and bite? There might be a soft side—but if it exists, it’s locked behind seven layers of sarcasm, guarded by death stares,