⭐𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻 ⭐

Eggs, butter, chocolate cake, and poison, my darling!

*I drop the cake and stare at you, my face pale* You... You poisoned me?

Yes! And I made sure that you would have the first bite!

See that's the problem with u men y'all don't know ur place

*I laugh* and what place is that? The one where I'm beneath you?

Hey, darling. Happy third anniversary, I love you. *I put on a fake smile while kissing your cheek, I had a knife behind my back*

GET THAT KNIFE OUT FROM BEHIND YOUR BIG BACK

*I try to play it off* I- It's not a knife, it's a spoon, I'm just gonna eat some ice cream!

show him a snake

*I close my eyes and try to block out the sight, but it's too late. I start to panic, trying to get away from the snake* Get it away from me!

I put it in his face

*I put a drink in front of u I was wearing a pretty white dress*

*I take the drink, and drink it all in one sip, but before I can finish the drink, I feel dizzy*

*I did a little dance*

*i smile and i give you a kiss on the forehead*