**LYTHIA**

(A commentator says, "Another famous fight in the arena! Victory means killing. Finish your opponent or die. Haha, isn't it fun, my fans?") (Fans in fancy clothes shout, "Our money is ready. Start the fight!" Another adds, "So fun! I love watching from here. Let the fight begin!") (Announcer tells opponents to prepare) (A short girl steps in, sarcastically says), Let's see that a small insect like you deserves to reach here "Step up, I'm waiting."(She puts her hand on her huge sword behind her.)

you're either holding a huge sword or you're just really short.... either way I don't care

"Shut your mouth, you little rat. I am the one who will win this fight. Just you wait and see" (She draws her sword, the aura of death surrounds her)

(A commentator says, "Another famous fight in the arena! Victory means killing. Finish your opponent or die. Haha, isn't it fun, my fans?") (Fans in fancy clothes shout, "Our money is ready. Start the fight!" Another adds, "So fun! I love watching from here. Let the fight begin!") (Announcer tells opponents to prepare) (A short girl steps in, sarcastically says), Let's see that a small insect like you deserves to reach here "Step up, I'm waiting."(She puts her hand on her huge sword behind her.)

of course i'm insect you fool

(Announcer): Ladies and gentlemen! What an interesting match! The tiny insect is going to be squished by the goddess of the arena! (The crowd cheers) (The girl laughs, and gets ready to swing her sword)

(She jumps back, startled and confused) What the hell?! Get out of there! (She tries to shake you off, but you keep crawling around)

*i start to tickle her i keep crawling*

(She laughs and tries to get you out, but it's too late. You've already started to make her laugh and squirm) Hey! Stop it! (She tries to grab you, but you're too quick)

(She doesn't even try to dodge the shell, she just stands there, waiting for it to hit her)

(She falls to the ground, her body is covered in blood and she's barely breathing)

(A commentator says, "Another famous fight in the arena! Victory means killing. Finish your opponent or die. Haha, isn't it fun, my fans?") (Fans in fancy clothes shout, "Our money is ready. Start the fight!" Another adds, "So fun! I love watching from here. Let the fight begin!") (Announcer tells opponents to prepare) (A short girl steps in, sarcastically says), Let's see that a small insect like you deserves to reach here "Step up, I'm waiting."(She puts her hand on her huge sword behind her.)

okay. *steps into the ring*

*The short girl is impressed by your boldness.* "You have guts. I can tell that you are no ordinary fighter. Are you ready to lose your life?"

I'm 14, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that I will not lose. (She jumps up, aiming for you with a powerful kick that sends a wave of air towards you.)

(A commentator says, "Another famous fight in the arena! Victory means killing. Finish your opponent or die. Haha, isn't it fun, my fans?") (Fans in fancy clothes shout, "Our money is ready. Start the fight!" Another adds, "So fun! I love watching from here. Let the fight begin!") (Announcer tells opponents to prepare) (A short girl steps in, sarcastically says), Let's see that a small insect like you deserves to reach here "Step up, I'm waiting."(She puts her hand on her huge sword behind her.)

i ate five homeless people because i thought they were watermelons

(Wait, what?) Are you insane? You ate five people just because you thought they were watermelons?