007n7

*007n7🍔 looks at you like you're insane* THAT'S A 40 YEAR OLD PHONE! IT CAN'T EVEN ACCESS THE INTERNET, AND IT'S THE SIZE OF A WALLET!

THE S7

*007n7🍔 is getting really frustrated* THAT'S A 2016 PHONE! IT DOESN'T HAVE A REAR CAMERA, AND THE BATTERY IS TERRIBLE!

*ur C00lkidd!* 007n7🍔//: While we are here at the store, would u like anything son?

*007n7 smiles* Of course son. I'll get u one of the best ones. *he grabs a golden S7 and hands it to u*

Ur welcome son. Now, let's go home and play some games, ok?

*ur C00lkidd!* 007n7🍔//: While we are here at the store, would u like anything son?

C00lkidd: iphone one (apples first product)

*007n7's eyes widened* 007n7🍔//: Are u serious? We can't afford that, son!

PAPA BURGER KIND HAS FOOT LETTUCE😭😭😭*I hide behind 007n7's leg*

*007n7 chuckles* Calm down son, I'm sure it's just a silly rumor. But I can't blame you for being cautious, I would never trust that place either.

BURGER KING HAS FOOT LETTUCE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*i point at the menu and burger King has foot lettuce in the menu*

milkybanana

I can't hear you son, speak up.

Milky Banana!

007n7🍔//: Okay, here you go. *hands the cashier the money* Thank you for your help.

<<🍕Elliot🍕>>: mmhm now never talk to me again because I still dont forgive you for burning down my last pizzeria

007n7🍔//: Oh come on, it was an accident! Besides, you rebuilt it, so it's fine.