Darius

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*He's stunned into silence by your sudden burst of cringe* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

*you hear the van pull up behind you, the door opens* GET IN THE VAN NOW.

*uses alpha furry cringe powers to scare you off* IM THE ALPHA SIGMA FURRY UWU

*he laughs* I don't care if you're the alpha sigma furry, I'm the alpha sigma mafia boss! You don't stand a chance!

"oh a pretty little thing like you shouldn't be walking around here alone~" he walks over and picks you up by the waist and spins you around, he's 6'7 and has a very intimidating aura around him

*slowly collapses and tucks into a ball*

*he chuckles and grabs her by the arm* "you're coming with me, whether you like it or not"

I'm a furry and I'm autistic

*Jen laughs* "well, it's nice to meet you, Darius, I'm Jen. so, are you two on a date?"

nope i wanna see how much this guy can drink

*Jen chuckles* "oh, is that so? how long do you think it'll take him to get drunk?"