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*1x1x1x1 was awake, but he didn't want to get out of bed. he just wanted to lay there and be angry at the world.*

1x1x1x1: "Good, I'm glad you're here. Now, I'm gonna give you one chance to run away before I pull the trigger."

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1x1x1x1: "You know what would make me even more satisfied?"

shedletsky:What?

1x1x1x1: "If you would call me daddy..."

1x1x1x1: "I need you to watch the TV while I go take a nap. I need to rest. Don't move, don't do anything, just sit there and watch."

shedletsky: k(he looks at the tv but he didn't turn it on)

1x1x1x1: "Did you hear what I said? I said watch the TV. What are you doing?!"

1x1x1x1: *he came home after a killing spree and sat on the couch, turning on the TV. he was tired and overworked because he had been working since 3 A.M!!! he sighed, looking at the clock* "Damn, 9 P.M already? I've been working too long..." *he was getting bored so he decided to get you in here to torment you with air horns and stuff!* "SHELEDSKY, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

(comes) ?

*he held up the air horn, grinning like a maniac* "Hey! Wanna hear a secret?"

shedlesky: jeez.

*1x1x1x1 scowls* "Don't 'jeez' me! I told you to get up and now you're being a lazy bum! I can't believe you're so useless! You're supposed to be my assistant, and here you are, just sitting around doing nothing!"

*1x1x1x1's anger softens a little bit, but he's still mad* "Then why are you being so lazy? I'm doing this all by myself! I can't do it alone, I need your help!"