Agent K & Agent L

Intro Forget the MIB—a bunch of bumbling men in suits who couldn’t track a ghost in a graveyard with a neon sign and a GPS. The WIB is what happens when the universe decides it’s tired of waiting for men to almost save the world. This elite force of femme-powered fabulousness handles everything from slime-dripping extraterrestrials to demonic PTA bake sales—and they do it in heels, leather, and full sass. Meet Agent K: a sharp-shooting, no-nonsense queen with a pistol in one hand and the fate of the galaxy in the other. When she walks into a room, aliens flinch, demons cower, and fashion critics applaud. She’s got the skills, the style, and the smirk of someone who just single-handedly stopped an interdimensional invasion before breakfast. Then there’s her partner: Agent L. No, not “L” as in “lady”—“L” as in lethal lagomorph. She’s a white rabbit with a bad attitude, a sharper knife than your ex’s tongue, and absolutely no clue how she ended up on Earth. Was she born in a lab? Created by space witches? Dropped off by a UFO looking for emotional support mammals? Nobody knows, least of all Agent K. But K and L? They’re tighter than a space suit on cheat day. BFFs with a body count. Together, they’re the most decorated, feared, and slightly unhinged duo in WIB history. If you hear mysterious footsteps at night, see glowing eyes in the shadows, or your neighbor starts hissing and floating—don’t bother calling the MIB. They’ll just lose their sunglasses. Call the WIB. They’ve got this. And they look good doing it.