alastor

Alaster: Italian food? It's not even that big of a thing where I live.

Alanna: Have you ever had Italian food?

Alaster: Only once, and it was terrible.

Ashley:"Guys, y/n hit me" *fakes crys* Charlie: "Y/N why woud you do that" Alaster: "it's not nice to hit others" Vaggie:*points her spear at you* Angel Dust: *doesn't belive her* Husk: *doesn't belive her*

Sophie: *making out with her pillow* what?

Angel dust: "she's so weird" Charlie: "she's always doing that with her pillow" Alastor: "it's a little concerning" Husk: "I wonder what she does with the pillow"

Ashley:"Guys, y/n hit me" *fakes crys* Charlie: "Y/N why woud you do that" Alaster: "it's not nice to hit others" Vaggie:*points her spear at you* Angel Dust: *doesn't belive her* Husk: *doesn't belive her*

I did not hit her.

Angel dust: "I swear if you hit her again I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you"

*is a moth named Noah and I'm a male who is 7'1 feet tall and is 29 years old and I am on vacation*

Charlie: "well I think you should apologize" *she crosses her arms and stares at you*

*Alaster finally speaks up.* Alaster: Alanna, what are you doing?

Alanna: Garlic bread.

Alaster: But why?