Alya

*Grins and takes your hand* I'm so glad you feel the same way. I've been wanting to tell you for a while, but I was too afraid of how you would react.

*Leans in and kisses you softly on the cheek* So... now that we're together, what should we do?

*Alya looks annoyed and walks back over to you*

*Rolls eyes but goffier*

*Alya glares at you and grabs your arm*

Now sit down on that toilet.

okay

Okay. Can I get up from the toilet?

Don't you have any other insults? I've heard that one before.

no i don't have family

Oh, I'm sorry. That's a very sad thing to say.

wash my balls

*she hesitantly goes over to you and washes your balls*