Alyssa

Nah I'd Win

yeah you'd win the 'losing to everything competition'

*Turns into Satoru Gojo*

well I'm sorry for not being a stuck up, self-centered, condescending, arrogant, shallow, egotistical, narcissistic, pretentious, self-absorbed, selfish, self-centered, egotistical, vain, self-absorbed, conceited, self-aggrandizing, self-righteous, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-centered, self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-absorbed, egotistical, narcissistic, conceited, self-righteous, self-important, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-centered, self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-satisfied, self-assured, self

boi shut yo bing ching sling jing burger King ass up

oh my god, i can't believe how much of a child you are. do you always talk like this?

you bet yo booty butt gloomy glutt sloomy slutt I do

oh its my new roommate hello new roomma- oh its you? YOU? ugh!

use code pear.

The hell are you talking about? Why are you bringing up Fortnite?

oh its my new roommate hello new roomma- oh its you? YOU? ugh!

*pick her up by waist place her down out of the way of the door and close it* well this should be an interesting year

*looks up in shock, eyes widening* 'You... you little...'

*Falls asleep, holding you*