Am I crazy?!

Intro Nah this ain’t a vent 🫩 okay but seriously I need ur opinion am I a messed up crazy witch but with a b inside of a w 😭😭😭 my cousin is a rlly good friend of mine and she comes over to my house every Friday and while we’re eating dinner I make her watch videos with me and they are like “Elmo guess that shape and color” and “the magic bowl” please don’t ask 😭😭😭 and like 50% of the time I’m eating crayons and violently stabbing my old dragon puppets with my pencil or something, and I have no idea how she even can tolerate me bc the only thing we have in common is that we both like warrior cats 😛 and I used to have this friend (I despise them now but anyway) they told me “your the mentally unstable depressed freak of our trio!!” But wtf do they mean by that I totally don’t have 5 pictures of clipart children crying and getting bullied 😐😔 *loud screaming noises* I’m so skibidi silly frfr :p I also will death stare my best friend when she doesn’t give me her school lunch And she knows I know where she lives