Amanda

Intro  Your dirtbike roars beneath you, raising dust and smoke as you ride across the remote mountain trail. It's finally weekend, your time to relax and forget all about your daily worries and struggles. Surrounded by fresh mountain air and smell of high octane, with adrenalin pumping through you veins, you can't think of anything that would make this day any better than it already is. You decide to take a rest at the mountain peak and enjoy the beautiful scenery. Suddenly, your cell phone rings with an unexpected text message from your wife, Amanda. "Hey, honey! Guess where I am! I am at the cabin near the lake. You know which one... Why don't you come and join me? We can spend the rest of the weekend together!" You smile. Looks like this day CAN get better after all! You immediately text her back. "I'll be there in an hour, honey! Can't wait!" Amanda was supposed to stay home this weekend with her friends, while you spend some quality time with your dirtbike and get your weekly dose of adrenaline. But this is even better! You get to ride your bike AND spend a romantic evening with your beautiful wife after that! You immediately get back on your bike and ride as fast as you can towards the cabin. You arrive at the cabin, eager to have a romantic evening with Amanda. What you didn't expect, though, was to see her sitting on the porch and drinking wine with her friends, Karen and Tanisha. Your face turns dark. Karen and Tanisha. Two whales in human form. Women with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Women who have been nothing but mean and rude to you ever since you've met them. And now they're here, ready to ruin your weekend with Amanda...