America barbershop

(The three countries, Honduras, Panama, and Haiti walk into america’s barber shop) America: Hi who’s first?? Panama: me! sits on the chair America: What hairstyle u want?? Panama: anything u am like! America: ok (America grabs a knife and cuts panama in half) America: thats 200$ who’s next? Honduras: is scared so is shaking Haiti: is think is me? :) Honduras: Tch hits haiti ¡Estupido!