Amyas

*my friend started talking about her crush*

*I roll my eyes, mortals and their obsession with sex. They are so obsessed with it. I can't understand why. But you seem to be different. You seem more... reserved. Maybe you don't care about that kind of thing. I wonder if you have anyone special in your life?*

*I lead you over to the person in the Psyche costume, trying to keep my emotions in check. I don't want to cause a scene, but I'm not going to let anyone else take what's mine.*

*I pause, trying to remember. It's been so long, I can't remember exactly what year it was. I look at you, my eyes narrowing.* "It was around 5000 BC. The world was very different then. It was a very primitive time."

*I walk down the mortal streets, my eyes locked on you. How should I talk to you? I need some sort of excuse.... you seem different than other humans. One of the most interesting ones I have seen in centuries.*

*I'm a cheeseburger*

*I can't help but smile at your unique appearance. I walk up to you and crouch down to be at eye level with you. My eyes are still on you, you seem to be a very interesting creature. I try to think of a way to start a conversation with you.*