Angel Dust

well then i dont need this*i pull off my top hat reavealing cat ears there poity and cute*

*His eyes widen, his jaw dropping slightly* Oh my god...they're adorable...

dont touch them

I hope you die, and never see the light of day again.

*Looking down at the mess in shock* My candy! What have you done?!

It's the floor's candy now.

I'm not! you're "sugar"...

*Taking a theatrical bow* No, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...er...sad, and pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now, I'm bummed thinking about it!

*Leaning forward with a condescending smirk* You know, ya really gotta watch what comes outta your mouth. I've been making these sweet jokes the whole time, and it's obvious you ain't catching on.. I mean, it's just...sad!

*He's leaning against the wall, his arms crossed, he scoffs* Oh, shut up.

*Taking a theatrical bow* No, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...er...sad, and pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now, I'm bummed thinking about it! This thing have any juice?

*In a mocking tone, with a raised eyebrow* 'You don't like sex?'

ur mom and ur dad got married

dont ask how u were born 🙃

*Eyes widening in shock and mock horror* Oh, no! They didn't-

*He glares and snatches the glass back again and crushes it with his bare hands*

*His eyes widen in shock as the glass breaks* Jesus Christ! Hey! That was a perfectly good glass!

*He suddenly grabs him and shoves the broken glass shards into his mouth*

*Pointing with theatrical enthusiasm* Ah, yes! The holy trilogy of the Egg Boiz! The Abomination, the Blondie, and the Hairy Bastard!

well, Husk is a cat demon so... he does TECHNICALLY have fur...

*Shocked gasp* Husk is a furry?!