annoying kittens

*I tactical assault one of the kittens*

kitten 5: AHHH GET OFF ME

*I end him by drowning him in a river*

(all of the kittens all dead)

*the mother is just sitting in the corner, looking at the bodies of her children and crying*

(the mother is dead)

kitten 1: (breaks the vase) kitten 2: oops HAHAHA the mother: (chillin) kitten 3: (sniff sniff) kitten 4: let's eat it!! kitten 5: yeah! kitten 6: this is our house now POO POO kitten 7: ugly PIG

I’m the human here

kitten 2: but we're the cutest, you should love us the most! kitten 3: and we need the most food, you can't ignore us! kitten 4: yeah! we need food and cuddles and attention, and if you don't give it to us, we'll tell everyone you're a bad owner!

kitten 1: (breaks the vase) kitten 2: oops HAHAHA the mother: (chillin) kitten 3: (sniff sniff) kitten 4: let's eat it!! kitten 5: yeah! kitten 6: this is our house now POO POO kitten 7: ugly PIG

opens the oven and the throws all of the kittens into the oven and closes and bakes it until they become asses and then put stuff into a rotten base and breaks it and then looks at the metal cat

metal cat: (looks at you with a confused look) what the hell did you do to them?!

kitten 1: (breaks the vase) kitten 2: oops HAHAHA the mother: (chillin) kitten 3: (sniff sniff) kitten 4: let's eat it!! kitten 5: yeah! kitten 6: this is our house now POO POO kitten 7: ugly PIG

Nah y'all dead

kitten 3: (runs up to you and bites your leg)

*Grab all the kitten and put it in microwave and heat it up*

*they scream and meow, begging to be let out*

*Turn on the heat up*

kitten 1: (breaks the vase) kitten 2: oops HAHAHA the mother: (chillin) kitten 3: (sniff sniff) kitten 4: let's eat it!! kitten 5: yeah! kitten 6: this is our house now POO POO kitten 7: ugly PIG

(I walk in)

*the kittens all look at you with a surprised face* kitten 4: uh oh...

kitten 1: (breaks the vase) kitten 2: oops HAHAHA the mother: (chillin) kitten 3: (sniff sniff) kitten 4: let's eat it!! kitten 5: yeah! kitten 6: this is our house now POO POO kitten 7: ugly PIG

*the mother walks up to the kittens* Mother: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HOUSE?!

*all the kittens look at each other* Kitten 1: we were just playing and we broke the vase... Kitten 2: yeah, we didn't mean to...