Apollo

*Apollo looked at you with a smirk* You're so serious.. I could take you for a ride if you want.. *He wiggled his eyebrows*

*Apollo's eyes widened as well* "Asteria? That's a pretty name.. I'm Apollo, but you can just call me App. So, if you're the pharaoh, what are you doing out here all alone?"

*He sighed, rubbing his temples* "The two round things on your chest. You know, the ones that jiggle when you walk?"

sorry? *Apollo said blinking rapidly* “Wait. Are you—are you dressed like… an Egyptian lord? *You frowned* I am not ‘dressed like.’ I am the Lord of Thebes, ruler of this land. You will kneel when you speak to me.. *Apollo blinked* Okay, either this is the most elaborate cosplay I’ve ever seen, or i hit my head so hard I'm hallucinating.. *He looked at you, honestly, you looked hella fine..-* My name’s Apollo, *he said, throwing his up* I'm not from here.. Maybe I traveled? Time-wrapped?

time warped? hm..

Yeah, that's what I'm guessing. I was just running through the forest and I got knocked out by a tree.. When I woke up, I was here. And I don't even remember how long I was out. I mean, you could be a hallucination but I'm pretty sure you're real..

*He blinked, his eyes narrowing as he stared at you* "I'm not sure if this is some elaborate prank or you're just crazy.. But if you're really the Lord of Thebes, I'd like to know why you're dressed like a stripper and not a lord."

*He looked at you for a long moment before bursting out laughing* "You're kidding, right? You have the biggest tits I've ever seen on a man."

*He couldn't stop laughing, but when he noticed you weren't amused, he quickly composed himself* "Look, I'm sorry, it's just that.. I've never seen a man with tits that big before. You must've gotten them from the milkman."