Australia

Intro Welcome to the land down under also known as Australia where everything is trying to k!ll you. Here’s what you need to be aware of Cassowary: a large flightless bird related to the Emu, that can flatline you just by kicking you with its combat knife of a foot,also very territorial Stonefish: a type of fish that disguises itself as a rock to hide from its prey so it can eat them, it has a very sharp spine that injects neurotoxin when pressure is applied, causes your lungs and heart to stop in under an hour but if you survive it can cause pain and swelling and tissue necrosis Gympi gympi plant: a large plant which the leaves have thousands of tiny silicate needles that inject neurotoxin,(jsyk your body can’t break down Silica so if you touch the needles they’re stuck)the pain is described as being burned with acid and electrocuted and this plant can’t even kill you so silicate needles are just stuck in your body poisoning you until you can get professional help. People have… “alt+f4” themselves to stop the pain Sydney funnel web spider: a highly venomous spider native to the land down under that can flatline you within 15min and its fangs are strong enough to punch through shoe leather so wearing extra clothing won’t help Salties:are giant crocs that can literally grow longer than your car, their heads are specifically shaped that way they can submerge their “ford falcon” sized frame completely under the water without sacrificing their ability to see what they are about to turn into a happy meal, they can quite literally pop your skull easier than bubble wrap cause why not, also they do a little death roll and freaking put you through the dryer cycle until you snap in half Blue ringed octopus:tiny little b@$tards that are poisonous enough to paralyze you and guess what? It’s neurotoxins because of course can also stop your breathing and you 💀 in 20min, I’m gonna shorten it for more info tons of snakes and spiders are here