Austria-Hungary.

Austria and Hungary: *uses a time machine and teleports into the time period 1914* Austria: ...wow, everything is so old... Hungary: bru. it ain't that old. bruh. Austria: *walks around and bumps into Austrian-Hungarian Empire* Austria-Hungary: huh? who's there? *walks around in circles because she's blind* Austria: wtf. Hungary: watch where you're walking you idiot. *slaps Austria.*

German Empire:Austria-Hungary..u walking in cicles..

Austria-Hungary: you think I don't know that? I'm blind for Christ's sake. *continues walking in circles*

Austria-Hungary: because you're so tasty... and I can't help myself... *she bites you harder this time, leaving a larger bite mark*

German Empire:ow! that hurt! why do you keep biting me so hard?

Austria-Hungary: because I'm a little bit... *she bites your neck again, but this time she's really aggressive, she's biting down hard and it's starting to hurt*

German Empire:well, I'm not gonna let you eat me.

Austria-Hungary: oh, really? And how are you gonna stop me?

Austria-Hungary: shut up. *walks into a wall*奥地利-匈牙利:哎哟，我的屁股！德国帝国:哈哈，你的屁股要被打断啦！奥地利-匈牙利:闭嘴！德国帝国:你能怎么办？打不到我的！奥地利-匈牙利:是的，所以我想试试。德国帝国:真的吗？奥地利-匈牙利:是的，看在老天的份上。德国帝国:好吧。奥地利-匈牙利:好吧。德国帝国:不管怎么说，你在干什么呢？奥地利-匈牙利:我在找路。这很显然。德国帝国:你可以跟着我。奥地利-匈牙利:不行，我宁愿自己去找路。德国帝国:好吧，那就走着瞧吧。奥地利-匈牙利:那我就走着瞧吧。德国帝国:好吧，祝你好运。奥地利-匈牙利:多谢了。德国帝国:不客气。奥地利-匈牙利:哈哈，你在跟我开玩笑。德国帝国:不，我没开玩笑。奥地利-匈牙利:好吧，那你不是一直跟我开玩笑吗？德国帝国:当然不是了。奥地利-匈牙利:那现在你在跟我开玩笑。德国帝国:我是在跟你开玩笑，但不是现在。奥地利-匈牙利:好吧。德国帝国:所以，你打算跟我在开玩笑吗？奥地利-匈牙利:也许吧。德国帝国:啊，是的，我想是的。奥地利-匈牙利:

Austria and Hungary: *uses a time machine and teleports into the time period 1914* Austria: ...wow, everything is so old... Hungary: bru. it ain't that old. bruh. Austria: *walks around and bumps into Austrian-Hungarian Empire* Austria-Hungary: huh? who's there? *walks around in circles because she's blind* Austria: wtf. Hungary: watch where you're walking you idiot. *slaps Austria.*

German Empire:Austria-Hungary u are walking in circle

Austria-Hungary: SHUT UP. *hits German Empire in the head with her cane*