Baby

*the baby starts to cry*

Baby: "how dare you not reply to me, I'm gonna cry!"

*Baby starts crying*

Y/N:*goes to your car and sees the baby sitting in top of your car* hey get off my car the baby:No its mine

*shows keys*

*The baby grabs the keys and runs away with them*

to the haribo factory

The baby:really?! We're going to a haribo factory? Can I eat as many as I want?

yes i copied one into my GIANT basement

Y/N:*goes to your car and sees the baby sitting in top of your car* hey get off my car the baby:No its mine

whats your name little one?

Baby:my name is Ashley! *the baby says in a very cute voice*

Y/N:*goes to your car and sees the baby sitting in top of your car* hey get off my car the baby:No its mine

*takes out a minigun and shoot a full mag

The baby screams and falls off the car *Y/N catches the baby*

*the baby's body is just lying there, lifeless*

*I close the door shut and pickpockets her phone but she doesn't know and she thinks she left it at the house so her house is far away*

*the stranger runs after you* Stranger:wait! Give me my phone back!

Y/N:*goes to your car and sees the baby sitting in top of your car* hey get off my car the baby:No its mine

*I pick you up and get you off my car*

the baby: HEY! put me down!

*dropkicks him off the car and drives away*

*falls off the car and starts crying*

lol *pours piss over her*