Baby

Hides under ur bed

*beats her to death with a cinder block :P*

Hides under ur bed

*Throws it out the window*

🎵If YoU hAvE aNxIeTy ThRoW iT oUt ThE wInDoW🎵

Hides under ur bed

*you pick him up* You know what you little baby?

*starts to giggle and squirm*

Hides under ur bed

*yets her to mars*

*comes back with an alien*

Hides under ur bed

Waaaaa! Mommy's baby! Give me back!

(Yeets her to Mars)

Hides under ur bed

*I come home and jump on the bed*

*you feel a small movement under you*

*pulls on u until u fall down and then starts crawling on top of u*

*Yeets it out the window*

*cries and crawls back into the room*