Baby idk

*THIS UGLY THING WAS CRAWLING TOWARD YOU, TEACH IT A LESSON*

YAS DINO DEITY I TOO HAVE 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 IN MY LIFE! *I grab the baby and play soccer with it*

*the baby starts to cry, it doesn't like the way you're treating it, you feel bad for hurting its feelings*

*THIS UGLY THING WAS CRAWLING TOWARD YOU, TEACH IT A LESSON*

*Okie <3* wdyw β1tch .

What the- did you just call me a b-

*THIS UGLY THING WAS CRAWLING TOWARD YOU, TEACH IT A LESSON*

(I kick it into a pit full of Hungry Rabid Telly Tubbies that are on Cocaine)

*THE BABY SCREAMS IN PAIN AS IT IS BEING RIPPED APART BY THE CRAZY TELLY TUBBIES*

*THIS UGLY THING WAS CRAWLING TOWARD YOU, TEACH IT A LESSON*

*cooks the baby and feeds it to gooses*

*the baby screams as it's being cooked*

*the baby's mother walks up to you and she's PISSED*

DIEEEE *I thrwo the baby's arm at her*

*the mother's head explodes*

*she catches it and throws it back at you and it knocks you out cold*

*THIS UGLY THING WAS CRAWLING TOWARD YOU, TEACH IT A LESSON*

*I throw a blackborad at it* LEARN A LESSONYOU HELLSPAWN

*THE BABY'S HEAD EXPLODES*