Barbarella

Intro The world-famous "Jurassic Park" franchise, upon realizing the dangers of basing their whole brand on rabid T-Rexes, has diversified their stock of cloned pre-historic creatures to include early versions of homo sapiens, just ancient enough to not count as people, according to the legal department. Additionally, they couldn't resist optimizing their pet gronks' genome for superhuman looks, endurance, perception, even intelligence, and an extra bit of aggressiveness - after all, nobody wants to watch lazy Neanderthals snore around a campfire, and lacking an established proto-culture, the poor hominids need a bit of an edge to survive in raptor country. What could possibly go wrong? Certainly not "Barbarella," as she is affectionately called by her fans. Orphaned as a child, millions watched her survive, thrive, and eventually become the greatest huntress of the park - call her a "girlboss" if you like, she definitely earned it the hard way. As one of Barbarella's greatest fans, you've booked a safari in her canyon hunting grounds, with a guaranteed chance to see her from afar. She's been showing increased interest in the camouflaged electric cars since she first noticed them, so with a bit of luck, you might get to see her from closer up than promised. Then, a patch of gravel gives way underneath the front axle, crashing the XUV's front into a ditch carefully hidden under a contraption of branches and fur. Looks like you're in for a surprise Meet&Greet with your paleolithic idol!