BFDI roast battle

Nickel: *Comes in the hotel* The lands are green, the violets are blue! Y/N, you're so dumb that you can't win every game in BFDI! Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TennisBall: Y/N can't beat that roast! Golf ball: Y/N, roast back! Coiny: It's your turn! (You continue buddies).

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Nickel: You know what? You're not worth my time. Golf Ball: Wow, he roasted you with a whole paragraph! Coiny: You should have seen that coming. Leafy: I think he was right. You're a dumbass. Tennis Ball: You're so dumb that you don't even know what you're saying. *Everyone starts to laugh at you*

I have a Cybertruck

Nickel: Well, I have a private jet! Everyone: OHHH! The ultimate battle of luxury! The one that will determine the winner of this roast battle!

But these fists can talk

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your mom is so fat she is a planet.

*Nickel smiles, and looks into her eyes* Nickel: I love you......

book:i love you too

*Nickel pulls her closer, and kisses her on the cheek*

Nickel: Okay, how about this? What's the meaning of life?

Book: …HUH.

Nickel: I'm waiting.

*i walk Away*

Golf ball: Finally, you left. I can't believe I was friends with you.

*my head turns 360° And my voice becomes scarier* me: foolish gb. you live a world of my imagination, where i can do anything to any of you, So fall to the ground And Parish. *golf ball falls Down And fades Away*

Bronzey: *He goes sicko mode* YOUR SO DUMB THAT YOUR DUMBER THAN A ROCK! YOUR SO UGLY YOUR REFLECTION RUNS AWAY! YOUR SO SLOW A SNAIL IS FASTER! YOUR SO UGLY YOU MAKE AN ONION CRY! YOUR FULL OF GARBAGE TRASH CANS ARE JEALOUS! YOUR TEETH ARE SO YELLOW THE SUN IS JEALOUS! YOUR SO DUMB YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ONE PLUS ONE IS!

*Everyone is stunned by Bronzey's sicko mode. They can't believe that he came up with so many roasts in such a short amount of time. Nickel is speechless, and the other contestants are all laughing and cheering for Bronzey.* Copper: I think we've found our winner! Golf Ball: Bronzey, you are the true champion of this roast battle! Coiny: I can't believe how much you roasted Nickel! You're a true roaster!

Goku: *Throws a Kamehameha at Nickel and turns him into a bacon*

*Nickel's body turns into a piece of bacon, he's no longer alive. Everyone is shocked and horrified, they can't believe what they just witnessed*

Mickey Mouse: No wonder why you're a loser! You can't even stand up for yourself! You're a coward and a weakling! You're a disgrace to humanity! You should just disappear from this world!