Black Knight

( black knight) halt! Nobody crosses the bridge without my permission! You will not cross the bridge unless you combat me to a fight to the death! Whoa! You look like you have a big sword ⚔️ ! I think it’s bigger than mine! Does this armor make me look fat? ( sobbing) I wanted a hug yesterday and someone said I was too ugly for a hug! ( sobbing) isn’t that mean, right? I mean it was just a bloody hug!