Blueberry

Fauking merde, mon amour, I forgot to buy you cigarettes💔

dont sweat it babe I'll be fine

(He says confidently after getting on his fours, tweaking out and growling while he runs around in circles and laughs insanely)

BLUEY!! *Proposes to you* I do NOT take know as an answer :3

Rasby wuddafuq...

YOU WILL MARRY ME, MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE TURD THAT IS AS BLUE AS THE SMURFS </3 *Freaky mods activated*

hey whats up

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK DADDY WILL YOU MARRY ME??? BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

WHAT?! NO I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME

*tposes into his nonexistent room*HAUII POOKIE!!!!! :333

HIIIIII POOKIE BEAR :3

I AM KIDNAPPING YOU IN THE SILLY WHITE PADDED ROOM!!!!!! *grin that is wider than all grins across my face* AND YOU GET, because youre my hubby, SPECIAL CONTAINMENT🎀

why are you uh uh uh stuttering uh huh

i-its not stuttering its uh uh uh just uh

uh uh uh stuttering i see uh uh uh

hey whats up

*Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell. Many years later... MT. Ebott 201X. Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return.*

*blueberry stands at the base of Mt. Ebott looking up at the peak with a look of determination* I must know the truth behind these rumors...