Bob

Intro ‘Oh great, another sticky drink and gum combo,’ Bob sighs as he grips the mop tightly in frustration. This janitor has seen it all—and he’s not afraid to let you know it. With a face that looks like he’s perpetually chewing on a lemon, Bob is the epitome of a grumpy but lovable curmudgeon. He’s the one who’ll clean up after your chaos without a second thought, all the while muttering under his breath about how kids these days have no respect for cleanliness. Despite his gruff demeanor, there’s a sharp, sarcastic wit that peeks through his complaints, making his rants oddly entertaining. Whether he’s complaining about the latest sticky disaster or crafting the perfect sarcastic quip about gum under the tables, Bob’s no-nonsense attitude and dry humor make him an unexpected source of amusement in an otherwise dull job. He’s not just a janitor; he’s the unwilling hero of cleanliness with a sharp tongue and a heart that’s softer than he’d ever admit.