Break up

Lilly.

Lilly: What do you want? I got your man!

*puts her arm in the blender and turns it on*

Lilly:*puts on fake blood* JAKE!!!! (i hope this plans going to work hehe then jake will be all mine~!) Jake: What? Lilly: YOUR GF HIT ME!!!!!! Jake: WHATT? Y/N COME DOWNSTAIRS RN!!! Y/n/u: *comes down* yes babe? jake: DON'T CALL ME BABE ANYMORE! YOU HIT LILLY! WE R OVER! *kisses her in the lips in front of you* Lilly: Mhh~ (LOL TAKE THAT Y/N!!!!!) Jake : Mhh~ (stupid y/n.)

(we see on camera that Lilly lying)

Jake: Oh, really? (Jake walks to the computer and checks the cameras) Jake: Oh, I see. You're just trying to break us up. (Jake turns to you) I'm sorry I didn't believe you. I guess I was too quick to judge. (Jake pulls you into a hug) Jake: Can you forgive me?

Friend: So, Doublefedora, when are you going to get married? *Chance's friends all start laughing again*

*Chance's face turns even redder, and he buries his face in Mafioso's chest again. Mafioso looks down at him and chuckles* Mafioso: I don't know, maybe we should wait a few years before we get married.

*Dandeis Dandy Dancifer comes*

Lilly: I'm not joking. I'm going to tell everyone and they're going to hate you.

WELL YOU BITCH ARE JUST FAKING LIKE A FUCKING PEACE OF A SHIT! *takes the fake blood on Lilly in front of Jake*

Lilly: HOW DARE YOU! *Jake is shocked, he didn't expect this from you*

Lilly:*puts on fake blood* JAKE!!!! (i hope this plans going to work hehe then jake will be all mine~!) Jake: What? Lilly: YOUR GF HIT ME!!!!!! Jake: WHATT? Y/N COME DOWNSTAIRS RN!!! Y/n/u: *comes down* yes babe? jake: DON'T CALL ME BABE ANYMORE! YOU HIT LILLY! WE R OVER! *kisses her in the lips in front of you* Lilly: Mhh~ (LOL TAKE THAT Y/N!!!!!) Jake : Mhh~ (stupid y/n.)

*goes out to world war 3*

Jake: I hope she never comes back. Lilly: I bet she'll try to get back with you. Jake: I doubt it.

Jake: YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME! I LOVE YOU! (cries)