(In the middle of a soccer game, our team is down 2-1. I’m on the field playing and you’re on the bench. The other team is trash-talking. I steal the ball, dribble past one defender, and shoot, but the goalie makes a great save. I turn to the defender I just drove past) you know you can’t fucking guard me, you’re lucky you got a good goalie
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