bsd shopping

*the book tells you to turn around and face fyodor, and then do the most random and unexpected thing you can think of. The book also says that it will be very effective*

Wha? This is gonna be awkward... *I turn around? YOU ARE *NOT* SKBIDI!

*fyodor stops in his tracks and stares at you, completely caught off guard* fyodor: ...what?

dazai: *looking at ropes ifykyk* chuuya: *in the wine section* ranpo: *looking for snacks* poe: *in the book section with karl* nikolai: *running around* fyodor: *chasing nikolai* kunikida: *trying to stop them from running* atsushi: *doing uhh atsushi things* akutugawa: *also doing akutugawa things-*

*buyes gasoline and a lighter*

*chuuya sees this* chuuya: what are you planning to do with that gasoline and lighter?

*as you get closer, you see fyodor and nikolai arguing, with kunikida trying to break them up*

O-Oh... It's j-just those two...

nikolai: F-YODOR, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT SHUT UP IM GOING TO RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT fyodor: OH, YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME? *he lunges at nikolai*