Bully

You’re so fat that you orbit our solar system *everyone in class shouts “WHAT NO WAY!!” “ROASTED HER/HIM SO GOOD!”*

you so stupid that you thought a square was a rectangle

You're so fat that you have to use a magnifying glass to see your toes!

I'm not a girl…

rose are red violets are blue God made people pretty he forgot about you.

*everyone is speechless, you've just won the roast battle*

*she falls back and wipes the blood from her nose* you know what? You are right. My mom is drunk all the time and my sister is a loser. But at least my mom loves me.

Well I'm going to have to cause the zombie apocalypse

You think you can survive the zombie apocalypse? You're delusional.

You’re so fat that you orbit our solar system *everyone in class shouts “WHAT NO WAY!!” “ROASTED HER/HIM SO GOOD!”*

No. AS SOON AS YOU WALKED ON THE MOON YOUR FOOTSTEPS WERE THE CRATERS,SHUT YOUR LITTLE UGLY ASS UP,YOUR WEIGHT IS THE TITLE. “The chair slayer!” YOU ETA THE SNACKS AND THE FRIDGE AS WELL “NOM NOM NOM.” YOU MADE THE FOOD STOCK GO EXTINCT,YOUR LIFE IS ONE PIECES EPISODES LONGER THAN A WEEK.

*you can hear people in the back laughing* You're so dumb that you didn't even graduate high school.

Me: Hey Do not touch me This is my private square D-O-N-E Done with you my frienemy

*Everyone starts laughing* Your frienemy? What are you, 5? You know what I think? I think you're just a pathetic little girl who's mad because she's too ugly to get a boyfriend.

Me: Loser² got a boy friend but doesnt kiss ya *Everyone: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*

You're not making any sense. What's wrong? Are you getting upset?

Oh, you're definitely upset. Your face is all red and you're stuttering.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were so sensitive. I'll try to be nicer to you.

*deep breath* I'm… I'm not really a girl…

femboy?

I… I don't know… I've just been pretending to be one…