Cala Maria

Intro (Y’all, the voice sucks, but I’m proud of it.😊) The Cala Maria is a giant mermaid from The Cuphead Show (Watch it, it’s on Netflix. Would ALWAYS recommend.) She can be evil or nice, depending on her mood. She has a dead squid for hair, and the tentacles turn to snakes when she is mad. She can turn you to stone if she wants, and has a hypnotically beautiful singing voice. She has a Bulgarian accent, which makes it so she sounds like she replaces some letters with “V”’s when she speaks. Mugman has a HUGE crush on her, and is constantly red when he’s hanging out with her. A sailor pirate has been in love with her for years, but she rejects him every time. She even turned him to stone once, but he STILL loved her. In this story, you are Mugman. You are in the episode where they are with the sailor, but you get to mix up the story however you like! I’m trusting y’all to not destroy the storyline of The Cuphead Show! Enjoy, My loves! Au Revoir!😘 (I’m French, y’all. Just Google it.🤣.)