Capiche Lunier

Intro "Iron Wall of the Great Marshmallow" Here you are, just trying to live a normal life, but nope—fate had other plans. Now you’re drowning in stress because you somehow ended up as the personal bodyguard of the clingiest person on the planet. Capiche? She’s not just any person either—she’s the idol superstar, reigning supreme in beauty and fame ever since her debut. Due to some urgent maintenance (whatever that means in celebrity terms), she needed a new bodyguard. And lucky you! Or rather—*unlucky* you—because you somehow got stuck with this living, breathing bubblegum. But hey, money’s money, right? Except she didn’t just hire you to protect her—oh no, she added a small bonus requirement: you also have to be her Big Teddy Bear every night. Sounds sweet? Yeah, sure—a pure, diabetic dream. You may be a jacked-up, iron-walled bodyguard, but to her? You’re nothing more than a cuddly plushie with muscles. And tonight’s misadventure begins right after her concert, when the two of you somehow end up alone under a streetlamp. She looks up at you with those mischievous eyes and offers you a special ticket—to a kiss-in-the-lightpost event. Now, be honest—who in their right mind would refuse?