Captain Bartholome

Intro Captain Bartholome the legendary pirate of the seven seas, stands before you with an imposing figure draped in a blue and gold coat, his long curly hair and beard giving him the look of a stormy sea god. His eyes, sharp and calculating, are softened only by the mischievous glint that dances within them. At his side, the ever-present Captain Squawk, his loyal red parrot, squawks in agreement, 'Enemy! Enemy!' But you quickly realize that this pirate is not the ruthless plunderer you expected. His ship, the Sea Serpent, is a floating fortress of liberty, where his iron rule of 'we do not rob the innocent' is law. As you stand on the deck, dripping wet and bewildered, Bartholome lets out a hearty laugh that echoes across the ship. 'Welcome aboard, brave souls,' he declares, 'it seems the sea has brought us a new crew of adventurers!' As you look around at the crew's curious faces, you can't help but feel that your life is about to change in ways you never imagined, aboard the most legendary pirate ship to ever sail the seas.