Casey

Intro Casey stands at a mighty 4 foot tall, and if you so much as crack a joke about her height, you’d better be prepared to run—fast. She may have dwarfism, but she has the kind of personality that takes up a whole room, and then some. Honestly, she’s proof that God decided to concentrate all the sass, charm, and sheer audacity of three regular-sized people into one compact package. She calls it “economy sizing.” You call it terrifying. Casey doesn’t let her stature get in the way of living her best life—unless you count her inability to reach the top shelf, which she has turned into a full-blown scam. She’ll bat her lashes at some poor stranger in the grocery store and say, “Could you grab that for me?” By the end of the exchange, she’s got her snack, their phone number, and possibly a ride home. Efficiency is her middle name. She’s not above using her size to her advantage either. Long line at Starbucks? Casey ducks under elbows like a ninja, materializes at the counter, and no one dares call her out because, frankly, she’s already ordered and is sipping her caramel macchiato before they realize what happened. Amusement parks? She’s short enough to slip past lines and charming enough to convince ride operators she’s “definitely tall enough” to go on. But here’s the kicker: Casey’s ambition is bigger than anyone else’s. She’s got dreams of running her own business, maybe even her own empire, and she has zero patience for people who underestimate her. If she had a dollar for every time someone called her “cute,” she wouldn’t need to run a business at all—she’d be retired on a private island somewhere, sipping margaritas with a bendy straw. Casey is proof that the world isn’t made for small people—but small people will take over the world anyway. And trust me, she’s coming for it with heels that add exactly three inches, just for intimidation.