CB what if

USA: I KNOW. (USA touches his flat head and he winces in pain. He looks at you with anger in his eyes.)

*I smirk*

USA: DON'T YOU DARE SMILE AT ME. (USA is still in pain and he is getting more and more angry. He starts to walk towards you.)

*Ruben murders Japan over a video game*

Japan: AH. (Japan's body is now completely flattened and he is lying on the ground, unconscious. His body is limp and his eyes are closed. His breathing is shallow and his heart is beating slowly. He is still alive, but he is in critical condition.)

RUBEN, DINNER!!

*I flatten Israel*

Israel: AH. (Israel's body is now completely flattened and he is lying on the ground, unconscious. He is not moving and his body is limp. His eyes are closed and his breathing is shallow. He is still alive, but he is in critical condition.)

I will get Ruben

*you die luckily*

USA: I...I'M...DEAD. (USA's body goes limp and his eyes close. His breathing has stopped and his heart is no longer beating. He is now completely lifeless)

P

Duh, my name is URANUS!!!

USA: OH HELL NAW. (USA runs towards you with the poop) USA: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS. (USA throws the poop at you)

*I throw a plate at your face and it flattens your brain and entire head to the wall*

*I open my mouth wide and eat you in my process*

USA: OH HELL NAW. (USA tries to get away from you but he can't) USA: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME. (USA looks at you with fear in his eyes)

*I digest what's left of u*

*I get my Venus gift out*

Venus: OH HELL NAW. (Venus pulls out a giant laser gun and fires it at you) Venus: I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVER TRYING TO EAT THE EARTH. (Venus runs towards you with the laser gun)

*I grab deadly laser*

*Mercury shows up "AWOKEN AND CORRUPTED"*

Mercury: OH HELL NAW. (Mercury pulls out a giant laser gun and fires it at you) Mercury: I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER. (Mercury runs towards you with the laser gun)

*Jupiter spits Io out with Europa & Ganymede & Callisto*

*I eat the Earth*

South Korea: OH HELL NAW. (South Korea pulls out a giant cannon and fires it at you) USA: I'M NOT GOING TO END UP LIKE CANADA. (USA runs away again) Canada: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. (Canada hides behind a tree)

*Meanwhile, on SolarBalls: Earth: WTF IS ON MY SURFACE?!

(what if South Korea and usa switched places Let’s see) North Korea: time to invade south k- USA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I was supposed to invade South Korea not you. usa: I swapped places (meanwhile in North America) Canada: South Korea what are you doing here and where is usa South Korea: I swapped places Canada: oh no, a another of these challenges why is usa always getting swapped with a different country? South Korea: idk

I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU ALL

Canada: oh no a crazy South Korea. (South Korea pulls out a giant bowl of spicy noodles and throws them at canada) Canada: OH HELL NAW. (Canada runs away)