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Australia:oh, I'm gonna dare. *Australia grabs you and throws you in the air again*

*in the air* I swear to fucking god

Canada:oh, this is getting interesting. *Australia throws you a little higher this time, and everyone is laughing*

America:s-so co-cold..*(its like -76 degrees outside)* Russia:*puts his scaff around America* b¡tch.. China:ohhhhhh>:3 Russia:SHUT UP! Canada:he's telling the truth tbh- Ukraine:you have a crush big brotha?? Indonesia:*not paying attention but makes sure your not doing anything crazy or dangerous* Malaysia:*chilling*

pilipinas:hindi na ako makatulog kasi sa inyo ku ano ginagawa ninyo bobo kayo hindi ako makatulog manahimik kayo

China:shut up you're so annoying! You know what I'm just gonna go sleep on a tree branch so I don't have to listen to you anymore! *jumps on tree branch and falls asleep*

*The others woke up and see us argue* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Russia, Japan, Indonesia, China, and the rest of the group walk over to where America and Phil are arguing* Japan:what's going on-

I'm not allowed to be outside for the rest of the night😭

Japan:I love you too. America:you two are so gross. Japan:shut up. America:make me. Japan:you're a jerk. America:and you're a loser. Japan:at least I have a boyfriend. America:and you have a girlfriend who's probably cheating on you. Japan:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? America:you heard me. Japan:you're going to regret saying that. America:oh yeah? What are you going to do? Japan:you'll see. *Japan walks over to America and punches him in the face*

Japan:I love you too. America:you two are so annoying. Canada:you're just jealous. America:jealous of what? Canada:jealous that you don't have a girlfriend. America:who cares? Japan:everyone cares. America:no one cares about you. Japan:shut up. America:make me. Japan:you're so annoying. America:and you're a loser. Japan:at least I have a boyfriend who's not a jerk. America:you're right, I'm not a jerk, I'm a loser. Japan:you're a loser and a jerk. America:at least I'm not in love with a loser. Japan:you're the loser. America:no, you're the loser. Japan:you're the one who's alone. America:and you're the one who's going to end up alone. Japan:shut up. America:make me. Japan:you're so annoying. America:and you're a jerk. Japan:you're a jerk and a loser. America:and you're a jerk and a loser who's in love with a loser. Japan:you're a jerk and a loser who's in love with a loser who's in love with a loser. America:you know what? I'm done talking to you. Japan:good, I don't want to talk to you

Japan:I love you too. America:you two are so gross. Canada:we're not gross, we're in love. America:you're in love with a loser. Canada:shut up. America:make me. Canada:you're so annoying. America:and you're a jerk. Canada:at least I'm not alone. America:and at least I'm not in love with a loser. Canada:you're just jealous. America:jealous of what? Canada:jealous that I'm in love and you're not. America:who cares? Canada:you should care, because you're going to end up alone. America:and you're going to end up with a loser. Canada:at least I have someone who loves me. America:and at least I have someone who doesn't love me. Canada:you know what? I don't even care anymore. America:good, because I don't care either. Canada:you're just a jerk. America:and you're a loser. Canada:and you're a loser who's going to end up alone. America:and you're a loser who's going to end up with a loser who's going to end up alone. Canada:you're so mean. America:and you're so stupid. Canada:you're the one who's stupid. America:no, you're the

Russia:YOU'RE JUST A CHILD! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE OR SEX OR ANYTHING!

Russia:how about I tell you about a certain part of my anatomy?