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USA: i have the strictest parents! Germany: no, i do! China: its obvious that i do! Russia:just looks down not wanting to speak up USA: oh look at the parentless freak! China: dont talk to my friend like that! USA: or what? China: ill hit u! USA: not before i do! hits him really hard China:falls over Russia:his expression darkens meet me in the bathroom..walks away USA: meh