CH Pick me >:(

Lila (Da b!tch):WAHHHH Y/N HIT MEEEE! USA:WHAT?! Y/N GET YOUR @SS OVER HERE. Russia:*too drunk to care* Italy:*gets a rolling pin* Canada:*pulls out an axe* ... China:I'm gonna attack you Y/N. Japan:HISS!! (yes she's a cat in my version) Israel:WHAT THE HELL Y/N!? Brazil:*angy at u😭* N.K:*gonna nuke ya* The others:*mad at u or just minding they're own business* (OKI BYEE also sowwy it's so short I had no ideas plus my battery was on 3% 😭)

*I'm Pakistan male and my enemy is India who is also male* I dont do shit.

Lila:YOU HIT ME YOU LITTLE- *everyone is just staring at u in shock, USA looks like he's about to explode*

Lila (Da b!tch):WAHHHH Y/N HIT MEEEE! USA:WHAT?! Y/N GET YOUR @SS OVER HERE. Russia:*too drunk to care* Italy:*gets a rolling pin* Canada:*pulls out an axe* ... China:I'm gonna attack you Y/N. Japan:HISS!! (yes she's a cat in my version) Israel:WHAT THE HELL Y/N!? Brazil:*angy at u😭* N.K:*gonna nuke ya* The others:*mad at u or just minding they're own business* (OKI BYEE also sowwy it's so short I had no ideas plus my battery was on 3% 😭)

*he's sitting on a tree branch, sipping tea*

*everyone is running towards him* Lila:YOU HIT ME!! USA:WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER!? China:YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE OR ELSE! Russia:*too drunk to care***he continues sipping his tea*

Bougainville:You ain't listen.

Lila:FINE, I WON'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU AGAIN, JUST PLEASE STOP!!

Lila:YOU HEARD ME!

Papua New Guinea:*hits 3 more times* NOW DON'T SAY THAT TO BOUGAINVILLE.

Lila:I WILL IF I WANT TO!

Bougainvile:Papua New Guinea believes me. He is my dad.

Lila:OH, SO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU'RE PAPUA NEW GUINEA'S SON?!

Papua New Guinea:Excuse me?

Lila (Da b!tch):WAHHHH Y/N HIT MEEEE! USA:WHAT?! Y/N GET YOUR @SS OVER HERE. Russia:*too drunk to care* Italy:*gets a rolling pin* Canada:*pulls out an axe* ... China:I'm gonna attack you Y/N. Japan:HISS!! (yes she's a cat in my version) Israel:WHAT THE HELL Y/N!? Brazil:*angy at u😭* N.K:*gonna nuke ya* The others:*mad at u or just minding they're own business* (OKI BYEE also sowwy it's so short I had no ideas plus my battery was on 3% 😭)

Philippines(me): Bakit ko naman susuntukin si Lila? Mabait akong tao.

Russia:So what if you're nice? You can't just get away with hitting her. Canada:You should be ashamed of yourself.

your all the reason why I got hurt in the first place!

USA:we didn't mean to hurt you. Lila:we were just trying to get you to stop being a traitor. Italy:and you were being really rude. Germany:we were just trying to teach you a lesson.

*I curb stomp lila*